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White Collar. General Series. Envy.

Title: suffered the pain because the penis
Author: ladymacbeth77
Fandom: White Collar
Characters: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey ( just mentioned)
Prompt: Envy
Rating: PG (the situation)
Word Count: 588
Disclaimer: As usual, this story is a figment of my imagination. The characters belong to Jeff Eastin, and I just enjoy them.
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Notes: Written for settepeccati . Forgive the stupidity XD Thanks Elio e le Storie Tese for providing the title of the fic.



"Peter, get up, it's late!" Elizabeth leaned his hands on the railing of the stairs and listened. No sound came from upstairs and what quite surprised. Her husband was the man most accurate and detailed of this land was never late, was never in disorder and especially hated to stay in bed doing nothing. What was happening to him?
checked his watch for the umpteenth time and decided to climb the stairs to control the situation. He went to the bedroom door ajar and Peter was still there, wrapped in sheets like a mummy of Tutankhamen.
"Peter, are you okay?" She asked, sitting on the edge of the bed. A rumbling roar like a bear came dall'imbalsamatura from which flowed just the tip of the hair darker. "It is for yes or no?"
"Yes .." the man sighed, and began to unwrap the fatigue.
"Then why are you still in bed at nine o'clock in the morning?"
"I sleep ..." Peter lied without the courage to look his wife in the eye.
"Did you sleep ..." repeated Elizabeth. "Peter, you never sleep. When we were on our honeymoon and we spent the night drinking, dancing and making love, you managed to get up after a few hours fresh as a daisy, while I was still gasping in bed. So tell me the truth: you feel bad? "
The agent shook his head and closed his mouth like a naughty child. The woman sighed. "Whatever. Breakfast is down in the dining room, I have to go to work. "
waited a few more seconds but her husband seemed to have no intention of saying more, so he got annoyed and walked toward the door. Was about to cross the threshold when the voice of Peter came to her ears.
"Sorry?" Elizabeth asked, turning on itself. The man was still sitting on the bed with his hands in his lap.
"I have a kid?" Repeated Peter with a voice so low that it is difficult to understand.
The woman narrowed her eyes and went, convinced he had misunderstood. "Can you repeat that please?"
Peter took a deep breath and spoke again. "I have little, right?" Elizabeth sat
on the edge of the bed, shocked. These thoughts were not to Peter, that was not the man she married! "Are you sure you're okay," he asked amazed.
"S-so ..." stammered the agent. "At least I think ... You see, yesterday I went to the bathroom and Neal ... together ... e. .. "
" And? "she encouraged him, putting a hand on his.
"And we did pee ... next e. .. "
" And? "Elizabeth began to see a light at the end of the tunnel.
"And he had it so big ... or rather have it so big ... e. .. "Peter swallowed saliva, becoming red. "Not that I wanted him look, but it was there ... and it was ... so ... "mimed with his hands, showing a penis that would be worthy of John Holmes.
The woman shook her head. You can always thought that men and only one thing? Not that women were immune from envy but at least, when they went to the bathroom at the most critical of someone's breasts. And in that case, just a few pounds of silicone and a few thousand dollars to meet the problem.
Elizabeth smiled and gently kissed him. "Never mind, my love. The important thing is not the size, but know how to use. "
As if it were a magic formula, Peter went from depression to joy, a smile appeared on her lips while rose. "I have to escape. Where's my jacket? And the shirt? Did you stretch? "He disappeared into the bathroom and began to hum.
to women not only have to look up to heaven. Years and years of male supremacy and men still believed that a white lie.