wise counsel of 50 years ago, and Hope Quackenbush update 
warnings for the month of July
1 failed to eat a plate of beans.
2 No women and fewer men.
3 The chicken is taken!
4 Do not write letters or send telegrams.
5 At midnight you will bill.
6 will have assigned if you keep your mouth shut.
7 tries not harmful.
8 Stringile strong hand, then disappear. I'll call you.
9 sighs and silent.
10 not stick postage stamps upside down.
11 Star closed in a closet at least two hours.
12 Put the shaver on the tram tracks. If
13 the pencil ball bush, plant it in the wall with a hammer.
14 re-established links with the parish.
15 Update the list of enemies safe.
16 sure that is a minor before acting.
17 Give to Caesar what is Caesar's.
18 Do not drink soda or other caustic liquids.
19 Never use either soap or toothpaste.
20 Get off the tram in motion: a surprise awaits you.
21 Buy a TV and throw it out the window.
Comparison 22 Subscribe to the magazine.
23 The friar who meet on the street will bring you luck.
24 Wanting to lie with a woman, not ingannatela cultural pretexts.
25 Renew the tiles of the parties.
26 Seeing corn refrain from quoting Faulkner.
27 Ensuring the validity of the passport
28 not rage against the bureaucracy.
29 Invite your dinner table two men.
30 Do not go to the conference: it is sick.
31 Beware of blackmail: think of the family.
Many warnings still apply, after 50 years.
Some require updates or corrections
- 4 trained : especially not call
- 14 trained : but be sure that the pastor is not League
- 16 corrige : ... that is not so.
- 25 corrige : Return all the tiles of the parties, not excluding the Radical
- 28 trained : There is already thinking about the Minister Brunetta
